why does leonardo dicaprio always end up dead in the water with no girlfriend

1997 leonardo can get it
I watch that movie omg a-maxing movie
2013 leonardo can get it
Leo in every year if his life can get it
Can’t get an oscar though

Relevant again today.
"‘Nobody wants a real job anymore. Everyone wants to be Alexa Chung’"
in 7 years its going to be the 20s again so we can bring back swing music and the aesthetics of that era but keep modern values who’s with me
you can’t repeat the past
can’t repeat the past? why, of course you can! of course you can.
oh my god im crying
ah yes now come along old sport we simply must take a swim old sport I’ve not used my pool all summer old sport
you’re welcome
THERE ARE PEOPLE THAT NEED TO READ THIS
(and it saddens me)
at what point in history do you think americans stopped having british accents
Actually, Americans still have the original British accent. We kept it over time and Britain didn’t. What we currently coin as a British accent developed in England during the 19th century among the upper class as a symbol of status. Historians often claim that Shakespeare sounds better in an American accent.
OH MY GOD APPARENTLY TAKING AN ARROW TO THE KNEE WAS AN OLD NORDIC SLANG FOR GETTING MARRIED
I THOUGHT THAT ALL THOSE GUYS IN SKYRIM HAD LITERALLY BEEN SHOT IN THEIR KNEES WITH ARROWS BUT I GUESS NOT
And at that moment, the foundation of that entire meme became something like this:
THAT EXPLAINS WHY MEN GO DOWN ON ONE KNEE WHEN THEY PROPOSE
OH MY GOD
This gets better everytime I see this